{"id":441,"date":"2023-06-20T07:22:41","date_gmt":"2023-06-20T07:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/?p=441"},"modified":"2023-06-20T10:44:43","modified_gmt":"2023-06-20T10:44:43","slug":"did-somebody-say-bestseller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/20\/did-somebody-say-bestseller\/","title":{"rendered":"Did somebody say bestseller?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My best friend Kit James has managed to turn my story into a bestseller.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, <strong><em>Reality Barks<\/em><\/strong> hit the #1 sweet spot. Whoopee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now I&#8217;m <em><strong>really<\/strong><\/em> Elliott C. Cool! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But will I get more of those delicious lamb shanks that Adriana cooks specially for me? Debatable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> Will Jamie stop coming up with his icky moneymaking schemes that always end up with me having to do crazy stunts. Can&#8217;t see that happening. No way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey!  Now that I&#8217;m truly a Mega-Star maybe Jamie will organise a stunt-double for me like they do for all those famous Hollywood stars. Now that would be something!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I told Belmondo the good news he was mighty impressed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hedy just said <strong>@#$%&amp;!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alison said, &#8220;will it make you a better dog?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, well. <em>Reality Barks<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My best friend Kit James has managed to turn my story into a bestseller. Yes, Reality Barks hit the #1 sweet spot. Whoopee! Now I&#8217;m really Elliott C. Cool! But will I get more of those delicious lamb shanks that Adriana cooks specially for me? Debatable. Will Jamie stop coming up with his icky moneymaking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":442,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":444,"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions\/444"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitjamesauthor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}