Who said that …?

Who said that …?

FROM WAGGING THE DOG, Book 2 Mutt to Megastar series

‘It’s amazing, isn’t it? Being famous just for wearing a pirate hat and winking! Well, OK, I suppose it was an action role too. Rescuing Hedy, the slinky Afghan bitch, tied to the mast and all that.’ ELLIOT

‘Now that I’m a Star, I get recognised everywhere I go. It’s really cool. I’ve even got my paw-prints in the Hollywood Walk of Fame – well, in the TV commercial anyway!’ ELLIOTT

‘Could be trouble on the port bow for the pampered pirate pooch, eh?’ ELLIOTT