Did somebody say bestseller?

bestseller

My best friend Kit James has managed to turn my story into a bestseller.

Yes, Reality Barks hit the #1 sweet spot. Whoopee!

Now I’m really Elliott C. Cool!

But will I get more of those delicious lamb shanks that Adriana cooks specially for me? Debatable.

Will Jamie stop coming up with his icky moneymaking schemes that always end up with me having to do crazy stunts. Can’t see that happening. No way.

Hey! Now that I’m truly a Mega-Star maybe Jamie will organise a stunt-double for me like they do for all those famous Hollywood stars. Now that would be something!

When I told Belmondo the good news he was mighty impressed.

Hedy just said @#$%&!

Alison said, “will it make you a better dog?”

Oh, well. Reality Barks.

All Books

Reality Barks

Reality Barks

Rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life.

It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.

Read More
Wagging The Dog

Wagging The Dog

Rescue dog to the rescue!

Being a celebrity dog is sooo cool, thinks Elliott as Jamie leads him out at the Sydney Stadium with all the other TV animal stars

Read More
Three Dogs And A Wedding

Three Dogs and a Wedding

The best day to be Best Dog is Valentine’s Day.

Like all dogs, Elliott understands about love, and he’s already helped rescue Paul and Adriana’s romance, but it seems that Adman Jamie can only see the dollars.

Read More
Every Which Way But Home

NEW - OUT NOW!

Prequel to the MUTT TO MEGASTAR SERIES

Curious to know how Elliott (or Barney, as he was in his former life) ended up in Barranyup Dog Pound, way out west in Woop Woop?  For Sydneysiders, Woop Woop is their way of describing anywhere beyond where they are generally prepared to go. For Barney it was also a strange environment, where survival was a matter of life or death. Discover how he learns to deal with it in "Every Which Way But Home". It's the prequel to the Mutt to Megastar series.

Mutt To Megastar Box Set

Mutt To Megastar Boxset

A rescue dog’s funny story.

From Kit James, recognised for his humorous canine dialogue, comes a fun compilation of the first three books in the Mutt to Megastar Series.

Read More
Every Which Way But Home

Every Which Way But Home

 

Jolted from his cozy life when he accompanies his Boss, Ian, on an ill-fated trip, Barney is thrown into the unfamiliar world of Barranyup Dog Pound. Getting lost was his own fault – he's got nobody to blame but himself, as he admits. There's nothing worse for a dog than feeling sheepish! 

Now that he's been incarcerated, the smart-arse young mutt must use his wits and his 'smarts' to survive this hostile environment.

Stunned and disappointed that Ian doesn't show to take him home, Barney's got to deal with his new situation. Can he learn to use the system under the guidance of Charlie, an ancient scarred Blue Heeler who takes him under his paw?

Or will it be "Bye, bye Cruel World" with Doc Soper's needle?

And then ... will there be life and love in a new home after the dog pound? Find out how it all happens in Every Which Way But Home, the humorous, yet touching, prequel to the Mutt to Megastar series.

Buy on Amazon

Amazon US Amazon UK Amazon AU
Hamish's Love Match