My best friend Kit James has managed to turn my story into a bestseller.
Yes, Reality Barks hit the #1 sweet spot. Whoopee!
Now I’m really Elliott C. Cool!
But will I get more of those delicious lamb shanks that Adriana cooks specially for me? Debatable.
Will Jamie stop coming up with his icky moneymaking schemes that always end up with me having to do crazy stunts. Can’t see that happening. No way.
Hey! Now that I’m truly a Mega-Star maybe Jamie will organise a stunt-double for me like they do for all those famous Hollywood stars. Now that would be something!
When I told Belmondo the good news he was mighty impressed.
Hedy just said @#$%&!
Alison said, “will it make you a better dog?”
Oh, well. Reality Barks.